C'mon, hit me, I can take it!
Well, I've gone on at length and ad nausea about topics of various sorts, but in particular the odd things that I see on a day to day basis (see my many transit and steam room rants). Well, now - before everyone fights back - I'll give everyone the opportunity to chronicle all the weird things that they have seen ME do on a day to day basis.
Now you don't have to list them all, just a few to give our readers all over the world an idea of how the world sees my exploits.
Just leave your 'chronicles' in the comment field for everyone to see & read.
Have fun everybody:)
The Cool AGE:)
posted by The Cool AGE at 2:15 PM
4 Comments:
Well I do not know if it can be considered weird, but it sure was funny and in a different way I know the Semi-Italian did this on a day to day basis.
It was one of Mr. Mena's last evenings in Australia and we were doing our best to get him drunk (something considered a hard task back in those days). As the night was getting old and the bars were closing down we found the answer in some shots rapidly consumed in a sleazy nightclub. The only one still open. I am still not sure quite how drunk we got him. He seemed to be handeling himself well. However when we exited the nightclub and headed for Marr St. he remebered that he had forgot to call Mary. Or perhaps he forgot that he had remebered to call Mary. Either way with lightening speed he took of in search of a payphone leaving the rest of somewhat dumbfounded behind. I guess the 15 minutes walk home was more than love could wait...
Kjetil
9:44 AM
I remember that conversation - it was like chatting with Pauly Shore or more like Keanu Reeves - let's just say we weren't discussing quantum physics (anyone remember that Family Guy episode where the mother takes the daughter to Spring Break and gets toasted herself while the daughter waits outside?) - well, that was the gist of our conversation.
Too bad I wasn't there to drink everyone under the table - ah, maybe next time.
Which brings me to my funny story about AGE getting plastered at a family function this summer - it was at one of those houses where you're not allowed to touch the furniture or walk on the floors for fear of actually enjoying life - well, he really stuck it to the hostess when he blew chunks all over her bathroom (the guest 'display' washroom, not for use) - I guess they won't be hosting any more parties - way to stick it to the suburbanities!... Mary
11:44 AM
This doesn't involve getting drunk, but it does involve rage... more specifically: Road Rage. I was helping Age move into his new apartment about a year and a half ago, and we were driving in the city in our parents' van. Now, I'm sure anyone who's driven with Age knows he's not afraid by any stretch of the imagination to kick the horn when some other less skilled driver offends him. Usually Age picks off the offenders as accurately as an NHL ref. This time was an exception. We were coming upon an intersection with a traffic light, when suddenly, the person coming the opposite direction made a left turn! Age was about half way into the intersection, elbow deep into the horn. After asking me WTF that guy's problem was, I let him know that the light had already turned red. Age then politely reversed to where he was supposed to have stopped.
3:10 AM
Kjetil, thanks again for that night. I remember almost every detail. Although, I don't remember the nightclub to be sleazy. Of course that might be attributable to how fargone I was. I do remember that it was on the 2nd floor and the bar was on the far left upon getting up the stairs.
Mary, you're the best. I can't believe you talked to me for as long as you did while I was in the state I was. I just remember my eyes being closed and Jocke coming up to me to tell me that everyone was leaving. As for the other event, that was awesome:) And once again you were quite the rock for me. Although, the chuncks were only projected into the sink, no procelain god prayers for me!!
Simon, thanks for the second pair of eyes. Actually, you were there for my other actual run in traffic incident. Remember coming back from Sauble Beach:) I guess we'll leave that story for another drunken debaucherous story exchange:)
The Cool AGE:)
P.S. My fits of rage are well documented, as Melly, JohnnyK, & Dave should be able to recount. Well, if you're a good friend, I will have probably let down my guard enough for you to see one of those fits, or seen me get a little like rudolf.
The Cool AGE:)
10:20 AM
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